Once in a while, I like to check the internet for some serious or funny quotes from politicians and comedians. Below are some of them. I especially like Lincoln’s and Reagan’s.
“If I were two-faced, would I be showing you this one?”
Abraham Lincoln
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
Often attributed to Groucho Marx
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
Mark Twain
“There are a terrible lot of lies going on about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.”
Winston Churchill
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Attributed to Groucho Marx
“He’s a writer for the ages — the ages of four to eight.”
Dorothy Parker
“Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!”
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
“I backed a horse today, twenty-to-one. It came in at twenty past four.”
Tommy Cooper
“I also remember something that Thomas Jefferson once said. He said, “We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.” And ever since he told me that, I’ve stopped worrying.”
Ronald Reagan
“The day after New Hampshire, I went home and slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.”
Bob Dole
“People say I’m indecisive, but I don’t know about that.”
George H.W. Bush
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
Mitch Hedberg
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Frank Victoria is an award-winning author and screenwriter. He’s been an Amazon bestseller with his recent book, The Founders’ Plot, a political thriller for our times. He donates proceeds of his books to Tunnels to Towers and Fisher House, helping military veterans and first responders. His novella, The Ultimate Bet is available on his website and Amazon. Check out his new website: FrankVictoriaAuthor.com
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